Trout's Corner

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

News in Britain:

Stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in Canada:

Moose on the loose downtown

News in America:

Cannibal eats man's face

Britain:

wat.

News in America:

Man throws intestines at police

Britain:

wat

News in America:

Man eats roommate's heart and brain

News in Canada:

Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.

Britain:

Shit Canada.

America:

You fucked up.